How do I made self sounded dumb?

We feel the internet is too smart as it is. Let's knock the level of discourse down a notch.

Paste some text (or a feed URL) in the following text field and hit The Button. So simple, even you could do it.

How it Works

Unintelligencer™ uses our un-patented Artificial Unintelligence™ technology to turn a literate person's text into something that wouldn't look out of place on a YouTube comment.

It is based on over 5,000 unique variables for stupidity. They're not all active simultaneously, so you might want to try hitting the button several times. Just like a lab rat trying to get food pellets.

The Artificial Unintelligence™ technology was developed to create unique personalities for non-player characters in our role-playing game, Forumwarz.

Feedtard: Unintelligencer for Feeds

You can also use Unintelligencer to parse your RSS or Atom feeds!

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